I forgot my newspaper when I went to the toilet this morning-we have 428 tiles on the bathroom floor.
When I was young I used to believe that money was the most important thing in life. Now I am older I know it is!!
A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on.
I like banks because that's where the money is. Willie Sutton American Bank Robber
And Charles Dickens-The first rule of business is to do unto others before they do it unto you.