Stuart Diggins stepped in for Dr Bob on 12 February with a couple of pearls with a distinct medical flavour, followed close on his heels and in the same vein by Dr Bob on 26 February. 
Q: What’s the medical term for owning too many dogs?
A: A Roverdose!
A Dermatologist is defined as a person who makes rash judgments
In a village in darkest Africa a sign hung over a Headhunter’s market stall:
  • Ordinary brains $10/lb
  • Engineer brains $8/lb
  • Doctor brains $7/lb
  • Accountant brains $15/lb
  • Consultant brains $114/lb
Asked to explain the relatively high cost of Consultant brains, the Headhunter said: “You don’t appreciate how many Consultants we have to catch to get a pound of brains!”
And From Anonymous 
  • How does Moses make tea?   Hebrews it.
  • Venison for dinner again?   Oh deer
  •  A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are sketchy.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
  • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
  •  I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing no
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.