Voltaire said that the art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while Nature affects a cure.
I have finally reached the stage where a reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than brains.
My advice to you if you insist on a diet-eat as much as you like just don’t swallow.
And some things to ponder:
Which one of us is the opposite sex?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Do mosquitoes ever sleep?
Instead of having ballerinas prancing around on tip toe, why don't they hire taller dancers? 
Dr Thomas Sowell is an American intellectual giant who has had some pithy things to say about a life observed